The thrift-shop spender abides.
Congratulations, your band probably sounds exactly like Joy Division. Looks like someone is still stuck in the 1980s.
Your DIY venue is almost up and running! Only one more strand of Christmas lights to go!
People are finally starting to come to your shows. Those days of playing with your backs to the audience will soon be over.
Only real music fans understand you. Everyone else pretends to have heard of you.
You have replaced all traditional forms of music and transcended into pure artistic perfection.