The staff will make a video thanking you personally by name

You will have your name printed on the shoutouts section of the front page of the next Travesty issue, and receive a thank-you video where the staff mentions you by name

We will use your name as the name of one of the people we write articles about, and give you the $50 and $100 perks. And hang your photo in the office.

We will name one of your issues after you and invite you to one of our parties

Wow. If you donate this much, we will watch a movie of your choice, and review it in the next issue. And give you all the lower level perks.