Congrats! You finally found three other people to join your band!

Keeping it real, you’re all attitude and everyone knows it!

Your love for college radio is in*curable*, so is your taste for eyeshadow.

Your DIY venue is almost up and running! All you need to do know is sweep all this broken glass off the floor.

People are finally starting to come to your shows, you’re never playing to an empty room again!

You’ve started your own genre! Look at how far you’ve come!

You’ve achieved the ultimate artistic feat, No one will ever come close to doing it like you.